I thought about it, and I thought about it, and here's what I came up with:
beginning of this list:
Raucous laughter: check. Come on, it's both a tutu and business wear. Hilarity!
Gasps of horror: oh yeah. I'll say it again, it's both a tutu and business wear. WHY?
The rare, but potent, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T": never more true. This isn't something worn to a gala party where Mabel was the headliner. She wore this to someone's wedding. And you know the primary rule of wedding attire: don't you dare upstage the bride. If this isn't an attempt at that, then I really don't know what's going on here.
I'm just going to go ahead and assume this one made your list, so tell me: was it your number one?
Also, coming tomorrow: the outfits that almost made my list.